Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Orang-orangan
Orang-orangan zaman dahulu, kebiasaannya untuk menghalau beburung dan haiwan daripada menghampiri dan merosakkan tanaman. Biasa di temui di kawasan sawah/bendang. Hanya dapat 'menipu' haiwan dan tidak manusia...
Orang-orangan zaman moden, betul-betul menyerupai orang sebenar.
Bukan sahaja mampu 'menipu' beburung dan haiwan, malahan kadang-kadang manusia juga 'tertipu' dengan kehadirannya. Kini banyak kelihatan di kawasan pembinaan di tengah-tengah jalan raya... dan tujuannya 'menghalau' manusia daripada menghampiri bahaya berhampirannya.
Bukan sahaja mampu 'menipu' beburung dan haiwan, malahan kadang-kadang manusia juga 'tertipu' dengan kehadirannya. Kini banyak kelihatan di kawasan pembinaan di tengah-tengah jalan raya... dan tujuannya 'menghalau' manusia daripada menghampiri bahaya berhampirannya.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Sejauh mana kita peka?
Adakah kita seorang yang peka?
Uji kepekaan kita dengan melihat apakah perubahan yang berlaku di dalam bilik yang dipaparkan dalam video yang ditunjukkan di atas. Terdapat 21 perubahan yang berlaku. Adakah anda dapat kenalpasti kesemuanya.
Sumber: http://www.youtube.com
Monday, March 1, 2010
21 Tips
Daripada email. Sesuatu yang baik untuk kita amalkan.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. W hen you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. ;Spend some time alone.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. W hen you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. ;Spend some time alone.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Tua atau Muda???
Apakah yang anda lihat?
Imej seorang wanita tua?
Imej seorang wanita muda?
Imej seorang wanita tua, dan juga imej seorang wanita muda?
Anda tidak pasti?
Imej yang kelihatan sekarang ialah imej seorang wanita tua.
Jika anda memusingkan kepala anda dan melihatnya dari sudut yang terbalik,
anda akan melihat imej seorang wanita muda.
Pusinglah kepala anda untuk melihatnya.
Sukar melakukannya?
Lihatlah imej di bawah yang telah diterbalikkan.
Imej seorang wanita tua?
Imej seorang wanita muda?
Imej seorang wanita tua, dan juga imej seorang wanita muda?
Anda tidak pasti?
Imej yang kelihatan sekarang ialah imej seorang wanita tua.
Jika anda memusingkan kepala anda dan melihatnya dari sudut yang terbalik,
anda akan melihat imej seorang wanita muda.
Pusinglah kepala anda untuk melihatnya.
Sukar melakukannya?
Lihatlah imej di bawah yang telah diterbalikkan.
Dalam hidup kita, perkara sebegini sering berlaku.
Lain orang melihat dengan cara yang mungkin berlainan.
Sudut penglihatan yang berlainan terhadap sesuatu
akan menghasilkan sudut pandangan yang berbeza juga terhadap sesuatu.
Kadangkala setiap pihak menganggap pandangannyalah yang betul.
Bagaimana dengan isu penggunaan kalimah Allah?
Terdapat beberapa sudut pandangan yang berbeza.
Walaupun dari segi persamaannya,
kita semua menentang penggunaan nama Allah secara salahguna.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Install Husband 1.0
Terima melalui email.
Walaupun banyak menggunakan term/jargon komputer, tapi membawa makna mendalam mengenai kehidupan kita.
This is a very IT advice.......
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
_______
Reply from IT Technical support Guy
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating
System.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Walaupun banyak menggunakan term/jargon komputer, tapi membawa makna mendalam mengenai kehidupan kita.
This is a very IT advice.......
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
_______
Reply from IT Technical support Guy
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating
System.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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