Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
20 Peraturan Pejabat yang tidak pernah berubah (bersama renungkan...)
Dapat daripada forum diskusi. Sesuatu yang baik untuk direnungkan bersama.
jika benar, mungkin sesuatu dapat dilakukan..
20 Rules Pejabat Yang Takkan Berubah Dimana-mana.
1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
7. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
10. The more **** you put up with, the more **** you are going to get.
11. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn **** about it…
12. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” .
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
jika benar, mungkin sesuatu dapat dilakukan..
20 Rules Pejabat Yang Takkan Berubah Dimana-mana.
1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
7. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
10. The more **** you put up with, the more **** you are going to get.
11. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn **** about it…
12. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” .
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Di mana ada kemahuan, di situ ada jalan..
Di mana ada kemahuan, di situ ada jalan.
Sumber: Youtube.com
Sumber: Youtube.com
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Friday, December 24, 2010
Berhati-hati berkongsi capaian internet milik anda
IDG News Service - A Blaine, Minn., man has pleaded guilty to charges that he hacked into his neighbor's Wi-Fi connection to e-mail death threats and child pornography, apparently with the intention of causing trouble for the unsuspecting neighbor.
Barry Vincent Ardolf, 45, pleaded guilty last week to charges of hacking, identity theft, possession of child pornography and making threats to Vice President Joe Biden. According to prosecutors, he used the Aircrack Wi-Fi cracking software to gain access to his neighbor's WEP-encrypted network. He then created Yahoo and MySpace accounts in his victim's name and launched a campaign to embarrass and cause legal troubles for the neighbor.He used the Yahoo account to mail child pornography to his neighbor's co-workers, writing "Check it out. New family pic," in one Feb. 22 e-mail. Several such e-mails were sent to co-workers at the large Minneapolis law firm where the neighbor worked, according to court filings.
Ardolf also posted child pornography to the fake MySpace page. "I bet my co-worker that since I'm a lawyer and a darn great one that I could get away with putting up porn on my site here," he wrote on the page. "I bet that all I have to do is say there is plausible deniability since anybody could have put this up on my site."
Again using the hacked wireless connection and a fake e-mail address, Ardolf also sent out death threats to Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty and an unnamed Minnesota senator. "You guys better start watching your back," he wrote in the May 6 e-mail. "I'm coming for you all. I swear to God I'm going to kill you."
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Sumber: http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9202160/Man_used_neighbor_s_Wi_Fi_to_threaten_Vice_President_Biden?source=CTWNLE_nlt_networking_2010-12-23
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